David Archuleta + Buzzworthy = TLF

Dear David Archuleta,

Happy Arch-i-versary!!

It was one year ago this week when we all first laid eyes on you (swoon!). I'm not really much for beating around the bush, so I may as well just come out and say it: We.Are.In.Lurv.

How much do we love thee? Let us count the ways:

+ We know the new season of American Idol started, and we're super excited about that Kara DioGuardi chick, but we keep finding ourselves drifting off and dreaming that you are there. We've taken to putting our fingers in our ears and squeezing our eyes shut, but when we open them... you're still not on our flatscreen. WHY???? Le sigh.

+ We too were DEVASTATED when Ryan Seacrest said "Cook" instead of "ARCHULETA !!!!!" on that fateful night last year, and honestly, we don't think these crazy YouTube girls came close to capturing our collective moment of shared utter devastation....it was way more upsetting then they're letting on (and you felt bad for them! Which is oh-so sweet!).

+ We've started eating at the Hard Rock Cafe again.

+ We've abandoned our J Lo/Marc Anthony divorce clock since you reminded us how "down to earth" they are.

Basically what we're getting at Archie ... is ... that you complete us.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you sing in flower shops, will you be our boo?

Love,
Buzzworthy

Tags American Idol, David Archuleta, David Cook, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony