Let's be honest: We ALL make mistakes here and there. For example, see Amy Winehouse's entire. Friggin'. Life. So despite Jessica Simpson's recent head-on collision with a pair of nasty old Mom Jeans, Buzzworthy would like to officially go on record with the following: WE'VE STILL GOTS LURV FOR YOU, JESS!
Here are the Top 5 Reasons Jessica Simpson Still Rocks:
5. Daisy Duke: Ok, so sure that Dukes of Hazzard movie kinda sucked, and Major Movie Star doesn't look much better. But we are quite sure we will never be able to erase the image of Jessica in that bikini from our brains... or forget her sugary sweet Southern drawl, y'all.
4. Sister Sister: Pete Wentz's wifey and Jess's younger sis, Ashlee Simpson thinks everyone should STFU about the mom jeans and the weight, and fine... we happen to really dig the sisterly bond that Jess and Ash share.
3. Chicken of the Sea: 'Nuff said.
2. Yes He Can: Even President Obama "weighed" in on Jess... and he doesn't mind that he got bumped off the cover of Us Weekly for her either!
1. Virgin Warrior: Jess was a friggin P-I-O-N-E-E-R! She was an out-of-the-closet virgin back when bein' one wasn't necessarily a Jonas-y badge of honor; she was one of the first genuine reality TV stars; AND she has no problem tellin' the world she'll always be daddy's girl... boots, bikini, Mom Jeans, and all.
+ Watch Jessica trample the haters in her "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" video, featuring a totally bonkers Willie Nelson cameo!
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