I'm not sure where Miley World is exactly, or how one might go visit (is it like Dollywood?), but I've pretty much decided that I would live there if I could.
Apparently, Miley World is the place where all things Miley Cyrus are revealed, discussed, debated, and, occasionally, playa hated. It's the place My CY goes to get real, and confront, as Miley says, the "people who are tryin' to dis... cause they are on [her] list."
In a recent video, in fact, Miley debunked five crazy/mixed-up rumors that have been flying around the Internet as of L8. Let's go through them again in case you're still unclear:
5. Tween Feuds: YOU GUYS! LISTEN TO ME! Miley is NOT feuding with: Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas, Frankie Jonas, Denise, or any other as yet unnamed JoBro or Jonas BFF. Also, she is soooo not feuding with Selena Gomez OR Demi Lovato. She was actually on her way over to Demi's to eat meatloaf that very night, and as we all know, you don't eat meatloaf with peeps you are feuding with. It's simply not done.
4. She's A Poseur: Yet again, WRONG. Yes, she was wearing an Iron Maiden tee recently, but that's because she LOVES Iron Maiden! Just to prove it, she even named her fave Maiden songs: "Fear of the Dark" and "Running Free." TREATED!
3. Worst Dressed Tween Queen? Uhm, she likes ripped tights... What's the big deal?
2. She Rides Her Bike Cause... It's For A Good Cause! Miley is green, y'all! She cares about the enviro-ment! She traded her Porsche for a Prius! Oh, also she bikes cause it's good for you... and "it's really fun."
1. Miley's Fat/Skinny/Body Obsessed: GAWD! Haters, you guys are pretty much oh for five... she loves her bod! She thinks real ladiez have got some curves and she doesn't think she's too fat OR too skinny. We totes agree.
Phew... glad we got all that cleared up! Now go watch Iron Maiden's "The Number of the Beast," which features a creepy voiceover by a guy who apparently isn't Vincent Price -- the guy who does the scary voiceover in the "Thriller" video -- but just sounds like him.
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