Buzz Bites -- 2/5/2009: Miley Cyrus Doesn't Want To Hurt You, She Only Wants To Drive

+ Breaking: Miley Cyrus is acing drivers ed! Watch her get behind the wheel (what, no football helmet?!) for her first-ever driving lesson. From the looks of it, she'll be parallel parking that Prius in no time! (Celebuzz)

+ Meanwhile, MyCy has issued an official apology for AsianPhotoGate. Apparently, she and her friends were just making "goofy faces," not intentionally degrading people of other races/ethnicities. Who knew?! (Usmagazine.com)

+ Etta James is somewhat displeased that Beyonce felt the need to steal her song ("At Last") and perform it at Barack Obama's inauguration. Or as Etta puts it, "I can't stand Beyonce." (MTV News)

+ Plus, are Beyonce and Rihanna in an all out fashion war? Or do both just happen to really, really LIKE dressing up like space-age robots? (JC Report)

+ Lady Gaga shares her idea of the perfect Valentine's Day date: "[I'd like] a good ****ing and some carbohydrates, like some good spaghetti." Sounds like fun! Assuming we're right in thinking "****ing" is Gaga code for "good, clean conversation." (Scandalist)

+ What do you call it when a celeb hottie like Jessica Simpson gets (falsely!) accused of being fat? How about "fauxbese," "plumptious" and "dressaster," for starters? (E! Online)

+ Demi Lovato to Selena Gomez: Don't forget to pack your onesie pajamas for the Camp Rock tour/bus sleepover party! (MTV News)

+ One-time Guns N' Roses rocker Duff McCagan is now a financial columnist with a Wall Street-sized chip on his shoulder. Welcome to the recession, everyone! (NY Post)

Tags Beyonce, Demi Lovato, Etta James, Guns N' Roses, Jessica Simpson, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Selena Gomez