Isn't it amazing how all it takes is one little scandal to make an artist look like a total psychic?? Obviously we're still speculating about what exactly went on between Chris Brown and Rihanna on Grammy night, but regardless, all of a sudden their catalogs have become totally cringe-worthy. "SOS?" "Final Goodbye?" "Break It Off?" Yikes! "Shut Up And Drive??" AHHH!
Holy Disturbia! Now again, Viacom Legal squad, if you're reading this, WE'RE NOT SAYING WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED OR THAT TWO WRONGS MAKE A RIGHT, but because Rihanna's songs are basically all now loaded with double-entendres (don't even get me started on Chris Brown's!), let's do a playlist of female revenge fantasy videos!
+ Lily Allen, "Smile": Doesn't this lil' reggae-fied Brit make heartbreak sound like so much fun? Lily Allen's apartment-trashing revenge, though sloppy, feels like the first day of spring! Not a bad place to start.
+ Blu Cantrell, "Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops)": Somewhere out there, a 30-year-old is saying "Ooooh that was my JAAAM!" This scorned woman gets even by stealing her man's credit card and going on a shopping spree.
+ Frankee, "F.U.R.B.": Somewhere out there, someone's about to get fired for playing this at work. It's dirty! A foul-mouthed response to Eamon's equally vulgar "I Don't Want You Back," this is one of those "throw everything out the window" type of revenges. NSFW, 'kay?
+ The Dixie Chicks, "Goodbye Earl": WARNING: Definitely do NOT try this variety of revenge at home. SERIOUS.
+ Carrie Underwood, "Before He Cheats": As long as we're already out in the country, let's watch Carrie Underwood smash up her no-good-dude's car with a Louisville slugger!
+ Beyonce, "Irreplaceable": As Beyonce clearly knows, no man's worth all that drama. In this monster jam, she beats her man to the punch (:-/) and sends his bunk ass packing before he even has time to screw up.
Check out this Chris Brown and Rihanna photo timeline, and submit your own ideas for falsely-accused man-on-the-run videos (search every outhouse, henhouse and dog house!) in the comments!