And now, please welcome Travis, who'll be infusing Buzz Bites with his own uniquely hilarious brand of sarcasm.
+ Spencer Pratt thinks his Pocket Barbie soulmate Heidi Montag's version of "Fashion" is waaay hotter than Lady Gaga's. Really, Spence? Is that why the track was left off Heidi's album entirely? Not that I know... I read it somewhere. (Life & Style)
+ Chalk another one up for Katy Perry, who won Best International Female Solo Artist at the 2009 Brit Awards (can we say "Hello-Kitty-goes-Sandra-Dee?" MeROW!), after which she promptly threw up backstage. Oh. Coldplay went home empty-handed, if you care. (PopCrunch)
+ Just when you thought you knew everything about Lily Allen's body (third nipple anyone?), the pop tartlet Twitters the world about her new ink. (Mr. Paparazzi)
+ Speaking of nipples: Solange Knowles, we love you and everything, but ENOUGH about your nip slip, kay? Love you! Mean it! Call me! (AceShowBiz)
+ In her ongoing effort to make the most music videos by anyone EVER, Beyonce was photographed on location in Malibu. Flowy dress? Check. Very attractive man? Check. Smoke machine? Check. (JustJared)
+ Miley: We saw those new photos of your boy Justin in VMAN, and all we can say is we'll take him when you're done! Nice work! (Celebrity-Mania)
+ Can we take your order, David Archuleta? (Blogamole)
+ Kanye, we get it: You're the greatest. Now what's for lunch? (Starpulse)
+ STOP PICTURING TAYLOR SWIFT NAKED, OKAY? (Radar)