Here we go again "Buzzworthy Blogs With" buddies! We're hittin you up with Buzzworthy’s latest series in which we dissect celebrity blogs into delishy little bloggy bites.
Today's installment includes the latest from our fave three-nippled, bag-exposing, Perez Hilton-feuding, but also super-talented English chanteuse, Lily Allen!
Her words are in bold, ours are in italics. Let's go!
Ok, so I never thought I would have to write this blog.
Tell us about it! We never thought we'd have to write a blog post analyzing YOUR blog... but here we are (and true confessions: it is kinda fun).
Earlier today my record company told me “its not me it’s you”
Oh Noes! Like, they're breaking up with you or something???
“Its Not Me It’s You” (my new album) has a pretty good chance of going to number 1 in the US charts this week.
Oh, Phew! And GAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
I'm currently sitting behind Alison Krauss and Robert Plant, who, quite rightly are sitting at no 1.
"Quite rightly," I guess. If you are gonna take a billion Grammys into consideration and endless critical praise.
I've never had a number one album in England, never mind the US, and all of this is a bit crazy.
But not like buying-a-beach crazy.
I could well be up for no. 1 here (America), which makes me want to cry a bit.
Oh GAWT. Well, if you start crying, then we're gonna start crying, and... waaaah.
I've never begged you to buy from me ever, but I am now. This will be the only time ever in my life that this could happen for me. Help me get to no 1...
Ok, even I'm feeling like helpin' a sista out now... and seriously, I'm a total bee-snatch.
Go to itunes and download the album, you’re the only hope I've got guys. Ill love you forever.
Ok, if you will REALLY promise to love me 4evr (FOR REALZ) I guess I will do it.
Ps thank you to everyone who has brought me this far. I love you alwys x
Forever, right? You promised!!!
Go to tunes and download , please
WE DOWNLOADED, WE DOWNLOADED! Enough already... sheesh. Still, Buzzworthy <3s you, Lily!