Breaking: Did Chester French Just Bash The Jonas Brothers With Their Harvard Mind Tricks?

Watch this super-exclusive Chester French interview, right now, and pay very close attention starting at the 1:05 mark. This is very important. If you're more of a visual learner, feel free to read along, using the loose but helpful transcript below:

"We didn't know what direction to go in until The Jonas Brothers came out. The JBs. They showed us the way, the truth and the light. We're also huge Bolton fans."

Hmmm... Methinks mesmells a hint of the sarcasm! The last time we heard such a declaration was in Office Space, a very sarcastic movie.  ARE YOU SAYING WHAT WE THINK YOU'RE SAYING, CHESTER FRENCH?!?! Is this the beginning of the 21st century's first bubblegum pop beef? Whoa. What a disgusting combination of words. Let's hope not.

Besides, Chester French aren't exactly pop. They're kinda more along the lines of ... well, Michael Bolton, actually. Their soulful take on hip-hop-based-pop runs on some of the same smooth white boy fuel (aka creamy Jif) that made Bolton so... unforgettable. Only where he sounded cheesy, Chester French sound sleazy. In a good way. In a REALLY good way. Here they are, telling their story and, very possibly, bashing The Jonas Brothers. Can you forgive them? If not, take another listen to "She Loves Everybody." Unngggh!

Tags Chester French, Jonas Brothers, Michael Bolton