Dear Tokio Hotel: Moar Table Dancing, Plz!

Dudes, I’ll totally be the first to admit that I really thought Gustav Schäfer wasn’t going to rise occasion of the dance-based dare! BUT HE TOTALLY DID! So what gives, Bill Kaulitz? Next time I see a new episode of Tokio Hotel TV, it’d better feature some serious rump shaking on your part! Oh well. At least there’s a sick contest. (Wahh! Am I disqualified from entering? Because I SO want a Wii!)

Watch the new episode, and Bill, if you’re watching this, please watch two videos that should inspire you to move dat ass — Mötley Crüe’s “Girls Girls Girls,” and House of Pain‘s “Jump Around.” (Lady Gaga‘s “Just Dance” was just way too obvious.) Runner up… Justice!