Just in case you've been doubting that old "anything's possible" cliche, we hereby submit the following mindblowing fact for your consideration: Britney Spears' baby daddy and Olympic-level has-been "rapper" Kevin Federline is starting his own line of children's clothing. (!!!)
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Truly, this information scrambles our brains and renders us speechless. BUT, it's true (really... we swear!) and we need to move on. So rather than attempt to determine what qualifies the prince of "Popozao" to produce pint-sized pants, here are our top 5 potential names for Kevin Federline's new children's clothing line.
5. E-List: Kathy Griffin has cornered the entire D-List market, which means E is now wiiiide open! Make E-List happen, Kevin.
4. L'il Gold Diggerz: Wink, wink, nudge nudge. Too bad that whole Britney thing blew up, but with $5,000 a week coming your way, you can still live it up kinda large? Or at least medium?
3. Vegas, Baby: This one is kind of my fave, because baby is in the title! Yay! And, as we all know, K-Fed can't get enough Vegas, so it works on that level too. Genius marketing!
2. Stripped: As in strippers... who, uhm, K-Fed seems to enjoy quite a little bit. And who says a grown-ass man with 18 bajillion kids and no discernible job can't enjoy the presence of an exotic dancer. Am I right fellahs?
1.Wanna(bay)BE: Get it? GET IT?
FedEx, if nothing else, you are a master of reinvention. Or at least the reinvention attempt. We can't wait to buy our very first K-Fed endorsed onesie!