Weekend Buzz Bites: Paris Hilton, It DOES NOT Get To Be Your Birthday Anymore!

+ Dear Paris Hilton, here’s an idea in brief: GET OVER YOURSELF. Your birthday was last month! Why are you s-t-i-l-l celebrating it?? There are way more important things going on in the world… like Britney Spears‘ comings and goings, for example. I understand that you are rich but it does not get to be your birthday every day. Just sayin. xoxo. Buzzworthy. (Celebuzz)

+ Speaking of, Britney returned to her Disney roots! She took her two boys to the Magic Kingdom this past Thursday during a break from her three-ring… er… Circus Tour. (Fame Crawler)

+ Good news/bad news: M.I.A. did not in fact name her bundle of joy “Ickitt.” (NME)

+ Just when we hoped Lindsay Lohan had finally abandoned her singing career, she dropped this little tasty nugget: she wants to cover — wait for it — a Britney Spears song. Stay tuned for a La Lohan’d version of either “Womanizer” or “Oops!… I Did It Again”… or not. (Perez Hilton)

+ Have you heard the CSI remix of Taylor Swift‘s “You’re Not Sorry”? ‘Cause as hard as I try, I CAN’T stop listening, and it’s becoming a bit of a problem. (Teen Hollywood 411)

+ Paging Dr. Drew! Looks like we’ve got a hot new prospect for next season’s Sober House! Rapper Coolio tried busting through LAX this weekend with a load of crack cocaine. (I’ve heard crack’s definitely on the list of things you’re not supposed to take on planes.) RidiculouslyDumb.org! (MTV News)

+ The big O has spoken, and she thinks Rihanna and Chris Brown should “take some time” apart from each other. On Friday’s live Oprah Winfrey show, Opes also said this whole matter “makes me so sad.” Join the club. (Rap-Up)

+ The Jonas Brothers are playing PANAMA on April 15! Hit it, David Lee Roth… (JonasHQ)