Buzz Bites — 3/11/2009: Beyonce’s Still Trying To Convince Us That Jay-Z’s The Only Guy She’s, Like, Ever Talked To, Practically

+ Beyonce‘s still trying to convince everyone that Jay-Z was the first guy who got her feeling all “Crazy In Love.” (HipHopRX)

+ Kelly Clarkson pees in the shower. And so do you. (Blender)

+ Why (the hell?) did Diddy host Rihanna and Chris Brown at his place in Miami? Because he’s all “Wah! It’s my house and I can have whoever I want over! I can do what I want when I want! It’s my house! Because I said so! That’s why!” Well, that’s not exactly a direct quote, but that’s basically what he told Ellen. (Radar)

+ More Chris Brown (boooo!) news: Despite his nominations, sources say he does not plan to attend the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards on March 28. (People)

+ Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams got married! Sorry ladies! (Hollyscoop)

+ Pop quiz: Is this Agatha Ruiz de La Prada’s Fall 2009 Milan Fashion Week show, or Katy Perry’s closet on parade? (Coutorture)

+ Starving yourself is SOOOO passe. So here’s an easier, less taxing way you can look like Lindsay Lohan. (Pretty Boring)

+ Speaking of, Nicole Scherzinger, ZOMG! What happened, girlfriend? (ONTD)

+ Pete Doherty took a trip. This time on a bus! (The Rad Report)

+ Happy (/sad) Nick Jonas diabetes day. :<  (JonasHQ)

+ It looks like Sublime… It sounds like Sublime… But is it the wrong way? (Tripwire)

+ If you seek photos of Britney in her blue bikini, then here they are. (JustJared)