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+ Call me a dreamer, but I'm preeeeeetty sure Robert Pattinson was just kidding. Wait -- Jimmy Kimmel was kidding about f---ing Ben Affleck, right?? (MTV News)
+ On a completely separate note, the Jonas Brothers are secure enough in their masculinity to make and sell clothes for 11-year-old girls. (Us Magazine)
+ I don't care if it's cool to hate Katy Perry. I don't care what Lily Allen thinks of her. Lily Allen does not look like this. (Esquire)
+ Amanda Bynes is pretty hot and somehow stays vaguely relevant, given that she shows up to every single movie premiere in Hollywood wearing a tight black tube dress and gobs of really awful mascara. (Popoholic)
+ Brushing up on his battle skillz for his new Wisin y Yandel collabo video "Mujeres en el Club," 50 Cent got some free Spanish lessons from veteran Dominican video director Jesse Torrero. And let's just say he wasn't learning Don Quixote. (Blogamole)
+ Resident "it" girl Taylor Swift just released tour dates for her 2009 Fearless album. And by "tour dates," we mean playing pretty much every city in the continental U.S. (And a few dates in Canada. 'Cause they like country, y'all! Oh wait... Shania Twain... My bad.) (MTV News)