+ It was pretty much all Lindsay Lohan ALL THE TIME this weekend. We could barely keep up with all the mayhem! Let's see: a warrant was issued for Lindsay's arrest. After which, she was secret Twittering. She and Samantha Ronson were fighting. And, uhm... it was kinda total freaking chaos. And, it turns out, maybe the whole thing was a misunderstanding? Huh? (MTV News)
+ Know what amazes the crap out of me? Despite ALL the shiz that's gone down with Michael Jackson, the dude can STILL sell out concerts like nobody's bizness. We are a forgiving people. (Evil Beet)
+ Uh, apparently British comedian/ persona non grata #1 amongst Jonas Brothers fans Russell Brand hasn't had a chance to read our round-up of Miley Cyrus' new book Miles To Go. Cause he doesn't get why a 16-year-old is writing a memoir... and also he kinda told her to STFU. (Ace Showbiz)
+ Jonas Brothers were in the Bahamas this weekend. I wanna job where I can work from the Bahamas. (JonasHQ)
+ Lady Gaga brought some of her special brand of GAH to Flight of The Conchords this weekend. It was GAH-tastic? (We guess? We don't have HBO anymorez. Grrrr, recession!). (Evil Beet)
+ We did, however, catch Kelly Clarkson, who brought down the house on Saturday Night Live this weekend. She performed "My Life Would Suck Without You" and "I Do Not Hook Up," from her hit album All I Ever Wanted, and we likey-d a LOHT. (Pop Crunch)
+ Selena Gomez looks pretty damn drop-dead gorge on the cover of Latina mag, doncha think? (Just Jared)
+ HOLY CRAP! For once we agree with Gwyneth Paltrow: she thinks this whole Joaquin Phoenix becoming a rapper thing is a crock of GOOP. (MTV News)