Chances are, the guy standing outside on the sidewalk in the orange Afro wig and actual beer goggles -- as in like, corny glasses shaped like mugs of beer -- with a little green pouch around his neck that says "Beer Money" isn't celebrating St. Patrick's Day in the most authentic manner, you know? That's just a hunch though.
So we asked Danny O'Donoghue, Mark Sheehan, and Glen Power of Dublin pop-rock group The Script -- their self-titled album is out Stateside today! -- to give us the do's and don'ts of celebrating St. Patrick's Day like a true Irishmen.
Check out The Script's guide to not acting like a total d-bag on St. Patrick's Day, and when you're done with that, put down your green beer and find out 5 things you simply MUST know about The Script. Erin go, brahs!