+ Happy 23rd Birthday, Lady GaGa!! You don't look a day over nip slip! (Top Socialite)
+ On a side note, we're sorry that famous-for-nothing Nicole Richie ganked your steeze. (Socialite Life)
+ In keeping with her 'one-charitable-act-a-month' commitment for 2009, Beyonce surprised some New York City middle-school students with a photo shoot for Vogue by Mario Testino. She should think more outside the box. If she stopped wearing anything made by her mother for, say, three months -- that's a huge charitable donation to the entire world. (Style.com)
+ We talk about Katy Perry a lot on Buzzworthy, we know, but humor us and check out this side-by-side comparison of the Perry-penned track I Do Not Hook Up that Kelly Clarkson picked up and recorded for her new album, All I Ever Wanted. Which one do you like better? Tell us in the comments, ya'll. (Teen Hollywood 411)
+ Lindsay Lohan is the new spokesperson for Fornarina (some goofy-looking Italian fashion label that seems vaguely Japanese), as evidenced in this craptastic commercial. Um, maybe it's just me but does Linze look oddly like Taryn Manning from Boomkat (or Crossroads, one of our favorite Britney movies of all time)? (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
+ Kiiind of hope Kanye West gets what's coming to him (to the tune of 30 months in jail). Then he'll have all the time in the world to update his stupid blog, right? (Gabby Babble)
+ Some Friday lolz from one of our Buzzworthy crushes, John Mulaney. He's on Comedy Central and VH1's Best Week Ever, and he's reeeeeally funny (earmuffs may be necessary). (listen here)