If those 3OH!3 boys have anything, it's class. Class out the ass. In the latest chapter of 3OH!3's much-asterisked European saga, we follow them to Germany, where we encounter cold-shouldered truckers, casual classical quartets, heroic beer pong tourneys and formidable babes (more photos after the jump). Now it's time do what 3OH!3 do in a pinch: kick back, relax and let the handsome do the talking. Boys?
So, we headed to Munich the other day. We chilled at a rest stop for a while eating Burger King and trying to pick up truckers. We failed. Whatever. We feel like we're good looking dudes and we can get it right another time, another rest stop. We got to our hotel and enjoyed a delightful little glass of rouge, whilst listening to the lovely quartet and piano playing Bach in the restaurant, no big deal.
The next day I woke up, got showered and headed into town on foot. It seems like Germany is really clean. People here are tall and handsome. The babes seem like they would rock the s*** out of pigtails. Is that bad that I would like to see the babes in pigtails out here? Nah. Went back to the hotel and made all sorts of beats on my computer. It was hot.
The show in Munich was rad -- It was in this big complex of beer and food and all things that are good. We slammed around as usual and a lot of kids were stoked. After the show I was gonna throw strawberries out our dressing room window at people waiting for Katy outside, but I got scared of Katy's manager and p****ed out like a little b*tch. I'm such a b*tch. I can't even be a bad boy. I was gonna beam some poor fan in the dome and it would have been great, but at the instant I was gonna chuck it at that poor head, I felt all bad for those people and got it in my mind that it would be a s***ty thing to do. What kind of f***ing musician am I? I need to be way more of a BAD BOY.
We drove to Frankfurt this morning. Watched Vanilla Sky on the way. Not a huge fan of Penelope Cruz usually but she is f***ing hot in that movie, man. I would love to just hold her a little bit. Maybe make out for a while who knows?
Here we are juicing before the set here in Frankfurt, trying to get some serious reps in before the show to get nice and swoll-up, you know what I mean. I'm probably yelling something along the lines of "get the f*** up Sean, you little f***ing p***y get that last set in b*tch" at Sean right there. Pretty standard before show material. We preformed in front of a velvet curtain tonight, with spotlights on us. A really nice German fan came up and we talked about it, and he said that it looked a bit High School Musical. I told him that is exactly the f***ing thing that we are going for!
The crowd was great -- maybe the best of the whole tour -- rowdy and ready to party. There were a bunch of Americans who had seen us on Warped. It was rad to meet them.
That's our deal. Tomorrow we are going to be playing beer pong at our merch table in Hamburg. Apparently the other merch people have been getting pissy over the "mess" that is being left at the merch table. We are retaliating by playing a 64-cup beer pong challenge all f***ing night, except for the 30 minutes when we will take the stage. Hamburg will never even f***ing know what hit it.
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