In response to the overwhelmingly successful launch of the Nike / Kanye West collab, Air Yeezy, our buddies over at mtvU have put in some calls (wink, wink) to the U.S. patent office and gotten the early buzz on some upcoming celebrity sneaker designs. Among them is the "J-Threezy," a Jonas Brothers model that they describe this way:
Sensible. Fashionable. Parent-approved. The J-Threezy teaches the young active male what older siblings and dads never could: girls pay attention to your shoes. The Brothers Jonas know this. Get these and then invest in a keeping-away stick.
Your sarcasm doesn't go unappreciated, mtvU, but we've already seen custom JoBro watches, t-shirts and even milkshakes. And remember those Tokio Hotel shoes? Maybe this doesn't have to be a pipe dream! Maybe one day we could really all take a walk in the Jonas Brothers' sh -- Wait! That's way too cliche! I take it back! What I meant to say was, how much would you pay for a pair of custom JoBros? And what do you think they would look like? Can shoes wear vests? You're the experts. Weigh in!