What BETTER way to relieve the numbing sensation brought on by ANOTHER BORRRRRING meeting than to return to my desk to find a mysterious black envelope on my chair with a most unexpected Twilighty surprise inside! (No, there weren't worms inside, though once Tracey John got a box of those.) As an unofficial sugar expert AND Twilight fan, you could imagine my excitement to find not one, not two, but ALL THREE boxes of Twilight "Forbidden Fruits" Conversation Hearts inside! THANK YOU, fine (random!) PR people who sent these my way. My entire desk now smells like a fruity candy store, and I'm torn between opening box 1, which features the entire Twilight cast, box 2, which features scary, ghosty Robert Pattinson, or box 3, which features pretty Kristen Stewart. (But no Taylor Lautner. Boo! I'd eat... er... those... in a hot second. I'M REFERRING TO CANDY, PEOPLE!)
Twilight Conversation Heart flavors include Orange Obsession, Tempting Apple, Secret Strawberry, and Passion Fruit, the hearts have Twilight-tastic messages like "Lamb" and "Bite Me," (get it?), and the boxes have Twilight trivia on the back, but it's super-basic remedial Twilight stuff, like for people who clearly haven't even read the book jacket. ("Both Bella and Edward are juniors at Forks High School." DURHHHHHHHHHH!)
Now, do I make a box of super-tempting Twilight Conversation Hearts my unhealthy albeit pop-culturally delicious lunch? Or do I leave them unopened, lest Aro or James or someone scary lurks inside?
... And, because it's ALWAYS worth watching, let's revisit Mandy Moore's "Candy" video, shall we? (I know Mandy's moved on, but I haven't...)
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