+ Lady GaGa got down and dirty on a U.K. talk show recently, discussing her huge donkey d***, song lyrics and ex-boyfriends. This girl has NO filter and we LOVE IT! (Towleroad)
+ Oh, and while we're talking about the root vegetables in Lady GaGa's secret garden, here's some amazing shots of the pop star with tape on her teats. Seems like she's on the tape tip after having a couple of nip slips. (Egotastic)
+ It appears that a new video for cutey patootie David Archuleta's "Touch My Hand" has emerged online, though we're not sure if it's official or just some bonus DVD ish. (MjsBigBlog)
+ Totes stoked that The Veronicas are going on tour this year (and Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen's band, Pretty Reckless, is opening for them) -- but bummed that they're not coming to NYC! WTF? (National Ledger)
+ Sounds like Coachella 2009 was a hit as usual, with The Killers, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Paul McCartney (really?) and more taking the desert stage. (MTV News)
+ When will Madonna learn that she needs to just STAY OFF the horses??? (Radar Online)
+ Are we the only ones that think Kanye West's new ad for Louis Vuitton is B-O-R-I-N-G? Give me Madge's Steven Meisel campaign any day over this nonsense. (Singersroom.com)