+ Lady GaGa got down and dirty on a U.K. talk show recently, discussing her huge donkey d***, song lyrics and ex-boyfriends. This girl has NO filter and we LOVE IT! (Towleroad)
+ Oh, and while we're talking about the root vegetables in Lady GaGa's secret garden, here's some amazing shots of the pop star with tape on her teats. Seems like she's on the tape tip after having a couple of nip slips. (Egotastic)
+ It appears that a new video for cutey patootie David Archuleta's "Touch My Hand" has emerged online, though we're not sure if it's official or just some bonus DVD ish. (MjsBigBlog)
+ Totes stoked that The Veronicas are going on tour this year (and Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen's band, Pretty Reckless, is opening for them) -- but bummed that they're not coming to NYC! WTF? (National Ledger)
White Lies are all about the USA. The UK-based dark-wave dance-vampires (they have a song called "Death") have been here a week or so and already they can't get enough. Lucky for them, the feeling is mutual. Single-by-irresistible-single, their sinister disco style is taking the States by storm.
Up until now, White Lies have been shrouded in mystery. They don't appear on the cover of their debut album, To Lose My Life, and distinguishing facial features hide behind shadows in most of their dodgy band photos. Who are they? Can they be trusted with a name that contains the word "lies?" What do they like? Where do they hide out all day? Well ... it turns out that they, uhh ... they kick it with Mary J. Blige's throat doctor?
Yeeeah. But that's just a tiny fraction of the ground covered in the revealing interview below! Find out about their photo fetishes, their deep interest in the land of Canada and their upcoming tour with School Of Seven Bells and new buddies Violens, when you watch White Lies doin' "The 5."
So, I got the inside scoop on Ida Maria's Discover & Download interview from a producer on the show. Turns out your Topshop tour guide showed up at MTV, pretty much straight from the hospital, where she'd been receiving treatment for injuries related to falling down. I don't know much beyond that, but I do know that she toughed it out and pulled off the feature, even though she had a massive black eye. Her totally paraphrased, zoned-out reaction to the whole situation was, "Well? Um? I'll just do it in me sunglasses?" What a badass.
I'm really glad she had those shades handy, because she managed to answer a few very important questions that I'd been wondering about. For one thing, she reveals the meaning of "I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked." Apparently it means that she wishes the entire male population of the world was completely naked. All of the time. Sounds like a super awkward and floppy time to me, but then again, I'm not exactly a smart-mouthed British rock star, so what do I know?
Another thing: why does "I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked" video look so much like Franz Ferdinand's "Take Me Out?" Because they were both directed by award-winning Swede, Jonas Odell (I'm From Barcelona, U2), obviously.
Finally, is it a bad idea to drink before a show? Ida Maria says ... YES! So, don't do it. Even if you're super-thirsty. All those pervy details and more are waiting for you in the exclusive interview clip. Watch it below and click here to download a free MP3 of "I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked!"
Well, lucky ducky little you, you'll get the indirect and vicarious opportunity to ask Cinema Bizarre -- Lady Gaga's Fame Ball tour mates, Tokio Hotel's label mates, and the five most outrageously glam members of the Glamoverse -- a question when they come to MTV this Friday, April 24th, to answer YOUR Buzzworthy fan questions.
Leave your questions for Cinema Bizarre in the comments, and, because it's grotesque and gloomy outside here in New York, so I'm re-fabulizing myself with alluring fotographie (that's German for "photography," you guys) of Shin, Yu, Kiro, Romeo Nightengale, and Strify. (You can too -- Cinema Bizarre photos below the jump.) Ah, these pristinely coiffed little German boys -- they kill me. They kill me! Especially you, Kiro, you little doll, you! Mama wanna take you home! Yes she do! She do!
There are still many unknowns and a lot of room for conjecture, but many Tokio Hotel fans are siding with and defending Tom, assuming that he snapped. My opinion: While it's true that artists do give up their privacy in exchange for fame (and stalking can be a really unfortunate and scary side of life in the public eye), true fans know that the best way you can show your love for an artist is to give them as much privacy and space as possible. No matter how badly you want to have their babies. These girls got the attention they're looking for. Now let's ignore them, please! And please, Tokio Hotel, if you don't already have it, get some SERIOUS 24/7 security. And some restraining orders.
Seriously, EVERYBODY just needs to chill the eff down and LEAVE TOKIO HOTEL ALONE, okay? No, punching people in the face is NOT cool no matter what. Yes, the entire thing is effed. What's also effed: The cheese slices (look below the jump) and the Hollywood Undead masks or whatever.
Seriously people, drop the keffiyehs and Scream masks (Scream the movie, not the Tokio Hotel album) and, in the words of Mary J. Blige, let's embrace a no-more-drama lifestyle when it comes to Tokio Hotel, shall we?
+ WTF-SERIOUSLY-cheese-on-steering-wheel pic below the jump.
That is absolutely the LAST time Kelly Clarkson gets invited to Sunday brunch at the country club, Mumsy! She's OBVIOUSLY more the dancing-on-bars-at-Coyote Ugly type. I NEVER!
Watch Kelly assert her right to fall hard -- sometimes literally -- in this unslutty anthem and the brand-new video for the second single from her fourth album, All I Ever Wanted.
Check out "I Do Not Hook Up," directed by Bryan Barber (Christina Aguilera, Outkast). And seriously, come correct and buy Kelly Clarkson dinner first.
Pre-gaming or whatever this gorgeous Friday eve? Before you black out, flash back to the glory days of awesome crap!... Way back to MTV Spring Break 1986 with Martha Quinn, who mixed stripes and a something-or-other-print with reckless abandon. What happened next was that Starship landed, and the power mullets took over and performed "We Built This City" -- Blender (RIP!) named it the worst song ever written, and not for nothin' -- and rest was rock history (probably best left forgotten...)
Also, I think that's Grace Slick in the rolled-up blazer (I'm too afraid to look any closer), and in what's perhaps an ironic harbinger to come, s/he sorta looks like Gabe Saporta in drag! Starship = Cobra Starship connection!
Hollywood Undead weren't the first rap-rockers to don masks, shroud themselves in mystery, and frighten small children: First there was Slipknot.
The nine-piece band from Des Moines, Iowa is known for their creepy, horror-movie-inspired masks as well as their hard rock and metal sensibilities infused with the occasional rhyme and melody.
The Jonas cookie is from Marquet Patisserie in Brooklyn, and it's $3. I just called, and they have one left. So, run, don't walk. (Lest I get there first.)
Mmmm. Jonas Brothers cookies! And seriously, their hair looks extraordinary, even in fondant form, or airbrushed sugar or whatever that is. Don't ask me. I only know how to make a Jonas Brothers milkshake. (I'll be revealing the name of the Jonas shake soon, by the way!)
MAYBE! The answer layeth in today's installment of The Veronicas Answer Buzzworthy Blog Fan Questions.
See what drove The Veronicas to turn to rap in songs like "Popular" and "Untouched," and see the not-so-glam side of making videos.
Also, I SO wish I were Australian and could say cool-sounding things like "take the piss out of." Alas. But more than that, I REALLY wish I could go to Pinkberry with Joe Jonas, you know?
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