Buzz Bites — 5/1/09: BEEN ITCHING FOR A NEW DAUGHTRY SINGLE? SCRATCH NO MORE!

+ Daughtry fans will no doubt be ecstatic to hear the debut of “No Surprise,” their first single off the follow-up to their quadruple-platinum debut, on next week’s American Idol. (Daughtry Official)

+ Further proving his heterosexuality, Kanye “I’m Not Gay” West was just voted the best dressed rapper of all time by Complex Magazine. You go, girl! (Complex.com)

+ Paula Abdul recounts firsthand how she was tricked into a wacky interview with “Bruno,” Sacha Baron Cohen’s character from the forthcoming movie of the same name. Come on, Paula. You thought you won “Artist of the Year” in Germany? Really?? (Celebitchy)

+ No Doubt is back in action and kicked of the TODAY show’s Summer Concert Series with a live performance of “Spiderwebs.” Gwen Stefani looks amazing, per usual. (PopCrunch)

+ Nas and Kelis have announced that they are getting a divorce. This seems like perfect timing since she is like SEVEN months preggers. WTF?? (MTV News)

+ Man, our minds are just getting BLOWN on this dreary Friday… Kelly McGillis (the hot blonde from Top Gun) has just announced she is a LEZBOT?? Talk to me, Goose. Did she catch the “Tom Cruise?” We hear it’s a very serious contagion — even more serious than that Piggy Flu that’s been blowin’ ’round! (SheWired)

+ Lady GaGa has been touring the world relentlessly since the summer of last year and has now been ordered by record bosses to take the entire month of August off. Time to give the hair bows (not hairbows, but bows made of hair) and umbrellas a break, Lady. (Amy Grindhouse)