+ Seemed like a case of deja vu when Madonna showed up at last night's Costume Institute Gala at The Met looking a hot mess (just like that time she looked like Little Bo Peep on crack -- see above). Her only saving grace this time around was that she had arm candy Jesus Luz with her. <LICK!> (D Listed)
+ Rihanna, on the other hand, looked fuggin GORGEOUS, even in men's clothing. (MTV News)
+ Maybe if she didn't oversing EVERY. SINGLE. NOTE. then Jennifer Hudson wouldn't be forced to cancel dates on her tour due to throat-related issues. Whatevs. Still LOVE that girl. (Singersroom)
+ Mom's pride and joy Heidi Montag will be posing topless for Playboy as a wedding gift to her husband Spencer Pratt. Personally, I'd have preferred a nice bottle of champers, but that's just me. (Pop On The Pop)
+ In other pertinent world news, Lindsay Lohan is once again defending her weight. (US Magazine)
+ I just CAN'T with these celebrities and their fragrances. Now Nelly?? REALLY?? (Bossip)