The other day, when Taylor Swift Tweeted that lake hair is not beach hair, a.) she was wrong, because OBVIOUSLY her trademark blonde hair STILL looked GORGEWAH, and b.) I immediately ran to the bathroom here at work, dunked my head under the sink, and squirted some of that industrial pink wall soap on my head in a weak attempt to approximate lake/ beach without being anywhere near either (and while I can see the Hudson River from the 17th Floor, I ain't going near it). The result was damn unpretty.
Solution: Maui Wowie Beach Mist by Philip B. It's a sea salt-and-algae styling potion from the ocean (trust me though, it smells like coconut and fresh surf and not like marine life) that you spray into your hair to make it wavy and look all accidentally-fun/ messy, like you and Taylor Swift just happened to have been hanging out at the beach all day. Basically, it's Taylor Swift beach/ lake hair in a bottle. It's $22 -- get it at PhilipB.com.
