
I was in Bed Bath & Beyond the other night (or, Bed Bath & Beyonce, as I like to call it, even though that's not really very funny or clever as it has nothing to do with Beyonce), taking care of my bed, bath and business, and while I was waiting in the check-out line, debating whether or not I REALLY needed to buy that bottle of Kaboom (answer: YES, result: my tub looks like... I cleaned it), when I spotted HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL HAND SANITIZER. Seriously. That is a REAL PRODUCT. It's hand sanitizer, but... wait for it, here's the catch: IT HAS A HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL STICKER ON IT! It does not play "Get'cha Head in the Game" when you squirt it out, it doesn't magically give you spirit fingers or make you more popular. Zac Efron won't pop out of the bottle and grant you three wishes. I doubt this crap even protects you from swine flu. It's just... generic hand sanitizer... with a High School Musical sticker on it. Basically, you could take your own little bottle of Purel and put an HSM sticker on it to the same effect. Still, someone though to MASS PRODUCE AND MARKET THIS. T-shirts, lunchboxes, notebooks, fake tattoos, even socks I can handle. But hand sanitzer? Someone needs to put an end to the merchandising madness.
+ What's the weirdest band/ movie/ celeb merch you've ever encountered? Better yet, what weird band/ movie/ celeb stuff you own?

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