As I'm sure you're well aware, Twilight/ New Moon's Ashley Greene was on It's On With Alexa Chung today, and, being the style stalker I am, I was simultaneously riveted AND repulsed by her leather shorts! Seeing Ashley Greene -- or ANYONE, for that matter -- in HIGH-WAISTED leather shorts was kind of like seeing a unicorn breeding with a rainbow-colored cat: it's neither good, nor bad, but you definitely can't look away.

Ashley Greene CLEARLY has legs for a day and a half. That's not the issue. It's just... leather + shorts + hot, sticky NYC weather = recipe for swampiness in places you just don't want swampage, you know? Although vampires don't sweat, and those shorts were definitely an Alice move. Speaking of moves, while I'm "ehhh, really?" on the shorts, I do applaud Ashley for throwing out a fake-vampire-baseball pitch in gladiator heels!

+ After the jump, check out more photos of Ashley Greene on It's On With Alexa Chung, and share your thoughts on her leather shorts? Awesome or Toss 'em?

Want your own leather shorts? Really? Okay. Get Alexander McQueen's real-deal leather shorts for a cool $755 at Shopbop.com.

Or fake the funk in Free People's leather-like shorts. If you really want to.