Resistance is futile. You WILL submit to the Roc Nation. But AT least your hair'll look bananas and your standard-issue uniform will probably be a fur-lined Maison Martin Margiela leotard or a Balmain bustier. Now go watch Jay-Z, Rihanna, and Kanye West go Gladiator on you.
"Run This Town," the first single off Jay-Z's The Blueprint 3, was directed by Anthony Mandler at Fort Totten -- a former Army base in Queens. And my apologies to any of you pushin' RAV4s. You could do a lot worse than that.