Problem: You're an ENORMOUS Lady Gaga fan, and you wanna parlay your Gaga fandom into your fashion, but polio crutches seem slightly ill-advised, neck braces are SOOO cumbersome, the Dame Edna look's been done, you already know the Lady Gaga Lady Liberty t-shirt and Lady Gaga leather jacket. You need to wear pants (it's getting cold out! I don't care how pristine your ass is, please wear pants), and you'll get kicked out of school if you go totally see-through. And naked's out of the question. (Again, cold.) Quelle conundrum!
Solution: The Lady Gaga dress. Sure it's conservative by Lady Gaga standards, but it gets the job done.
If you're game, love (get it? Because Gaga has a song called "LoveGame"? = WORD PLAY!), the Lady Gaga dress is $51.06 at Asos.com.
Not advised: This NSFW/ life Lady Gaga-inspired mesh body suit. Ack.
Intriguing but drafty!