The Worst Celebrity Photoshop Jobs Of 2009: Featuring Britney, Eminem & Adam Lambert

Photoshop giveth, and Photoshop taketh away. Sure, it erases all the unfortunate byproducts of reality -- everything from crow's feet to nip slips -- but it also comes with a catch. The more perfect things get, the less realistic they look.

Buzzfeed has assembled some of the worst Photoshop jobs of the year; the spatially awkward, the fantastical, the just plain weird.

Above is Britney Spears' totally bizarre, fairy-princess-fantasy of a Candie's ad. That horse is like, "What?" That horse was also nowhere near within a 50-mile radious of Britney Spears when the photo was taken.

Other Photoshop fails include:

Eminem, apparently wearing someone else's eyes for an XXL cover.

Mariah Carey's bizarre hands...

Adam Lambert's For Your Entertainment cover, which actually might be the product not of Photoshop but of magic.

And Kim Kardashian, who went from Kim Kardashian to Beyonce.

+ Check out 25 botched Photoshop jobs at Buzzfeed.

Tags Britney Spears, Eminem, Kelly Clarkson, Mariah Carey