Justin Timberlake is a R&B/Pop sex machine, the paramour of Jessica Biel and the object of countless people's (likely naughty minded) affections.
So why did he show up to the Golden Globes nomination ceremony yesterday looking like Corey Haim from Lucas?
As a dude who wears glasses, I think I can safely speak for a lot, if not all, dudes who wear glasses that we'd probably rather stare meaningfully into Jessica Biel's eyes WITHOUT GLASSES. And you better believe we/I would not be staring into her eyes with prescription-free specs that we'd be wearing for purely cosmetic purposes. As Ed Lover would say, C'Mon Son!
I think this is a pretty new look for J.T., as he seems to be following in the footsteps of Jay-Z's short-lived dalliance with the black frames. Both of these cats, I believe, were following Kanye's 808s & Heartbreak-era Pee Wee Herman look.
If Jay and Justin are actually cripplingly near-sighted and have been wearing contacts for years, in fear of ridicule from an insensitive public, then I get it. But if they think rocking these things will make them a.) seem smarter or b.) make them look cooler, then I don't know what to tell 'em. Other than they are misinformed. It's a crazy world y'all. Let's remember those spec-free Timberlake days with a little "What Goes Around."