S++t You Need To Get: Justin Bieber’s ‘One Less Lonely Girl’ Bouquet Of Roses

Okay, so apparently 1-800-FLOWERS is attempting to cash in on Bieber Mania (or Justin Bieber is attempting to cash in on the toll-free flower delivery “fad”), because for just $69.99, a handsome bouquet of 24 Justin Bieber-branded “One Less Lonely Girl” red roses with a not-unspecial Justin Bieber card can be delivered to the biggest Justin Bieber fan on your Christmas list. (Or, naturally, it can be delivered to you.) Ballers who can afford the Justin Bieber rose bouquet WITH silver vase can pop for the $89.99 package.

Of course, for $10 less you can order 24 “regular” red roses, but that doesn’t come with a Justin Bieber card (which, if I did the math right, is valued at approximately $10!??), but, the downside is that it doesn’t come with a Justin Bieber card.