Britney Spears Calls Bulls++t

You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to smoke one by Detective Inspector Britney Spears. Especially if you're trying to peddle some ludicrousness (yes, ludicrousness!) about her.

Her "Britney Spears" Google Alert will go off on her PDA and she will put Sean P. or Jayden J. down, cease whatever it is she's in the middle of (such as making dope videos like "3"), and she will nail you to the wall, homie.

Don't believe me? You better browse over to BritneySpears.com, Britney's official home on the web, where she is getting knee-deep in some fact-finding and B.S.-dispelling.

75 tabloid/gossip stories have been posted over at Spears' site as examples of the kind malarkey that the press has written about her.

Such gems as "Beau Says No To Britney's Proposal," "Britney's Dad/Manager Makes List Of Boys For Britney To Date" and "Britney Spears Wants To Become A Baptist Minister" are all taken out behind the barn and put down for their own good.

Enjoy all the lies and hearsay over at BritneySpears.com, and check out her vid for "3" below.

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