OMG! I just discovered that Hot Topic is selling Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Snuggies (err... "Funky Cozies," as they're referred to), and I only have two questions:
1.) HOW EFFING FAST CAN YOU SHIP THESE TO MY APARTMENT IN BROOKLYN, HOT TOPIC? IS 10 MINUTES TOO MUCH TO ASK?
And...
2.) DO THEY COME WITH PIZZAS!?
If the answers to both questions are "no," I'll be okay, but I will not REST until that resting is done in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Snuggie/ "Funky Cozy." They come in Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael, which leads me to think that Leonardo was either sold out or totally neglected. (Also, I think a Splinter Snuggie needs to happen, ASAP.) And to think, I actually thought the Snuggie couldn't get any better. Man was I wrong.
To add some extra joy to your holiday season, please enjoy the 1990 "hit," "Turtle Power," by the now-defunct hip-hop duo Partners In Kryme.
