The late, great Notorious B.I.G. once asked, "What's beef?" He then answered his own question: "Beef is when you need two guns to sleep." But were Biggie still with us, he might amend that line to add, "Beef is also when you barf in Paris Hilton's closet.
According to a new piece of journalism published in Life & Style, just such a beef-starting occurrence went down between Hilton and current It Girl, Ke$ha.
In the story, the "Tik Tok" singer recalls the time when Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie brought their traveling socialite road show to Nashville and stayed at Ke$ha's pad during an episode of The Simple Life.
Years after this initial meeting, as Ke$ha was making her way up the ladder of fame and stardom, she found herself at Hilton's Hollywood abode and, after a night of Animal-istic behavior no doubt, "ralphed" in Hilton's closet.
One might think we have a battle of the blonds on our hands, as Hilton seems like the type to take note of such a trespass and file it away under: Girls I Now Loathe. But no! Hilton tells L&S she has no recollection of said wardrobe puking, "The only person who's probably mad is the housekeeper who found it."
We're all in the same gang, y'all. Let's hope, in the future, Ke$ha treats other people's property better than she treats the place in her "Tik Tok" video, no?