Sara Bareilles’ NSFW ‘Jersey Shore’ Tribute Song

John Mayer, you are officially on warning. You are no longer the only sensitive singer-songwriter with a flair for comedy, my dude!

Here we have the delightful Sara Bareilles — she of Love Song fame — stepping away from her usual seat at the piano and stepping up to the mic to lovingly mock everybody’s favorite Ron-Ron-juice-guzzling-t-shirt-selling hair-gel aficionados, the cast of Jersey Shore.

After doing a pretty admirable imitation of Sammi Sweetheart‘s profane declarations of love and hate towards Ronnie, Bareilles then goes into a quasi-Christmas carol written in honor of our beloved Jersey Shore cast members.

The song begins with funny quips like, “I love my hair gel/I think I’m hot as hell…I have perfect abs/They’re right above my crabs,” and then, following Rihanna’s “Umbrella” melody, “If some punk comes in past 11/I’m gonna kick ass, I’m The Situation/That’s how it’s done in the Jersey Shore nation (nation, nation).”

Check out the NSFW video below. And watch Snooki, The Situation, and Pauly D talk about the drama between Vinny and The Sitch.