Kelis Takes The Lady Gaga Freak-Fashion Challenge

Somebody's been looking at their "Amber Rose" Google Alerts. And somebody must have considered Rose's fashion-forward (or fashion-backwards) statements from Paris Fashion Week something of a challenge.

After spotting Amber's ripped top/flesh colored look, her head-to-toe fur ensemble and her hooded golden gown/ Snuggie situation, it seems like Kelis looked at herself in the mirror and said those magic words of self-improvement (or destruction): STEP. YOUR. GAME. UP.

So what does she do? Well, she gets herself invited to the the first annual Data Awards in Hollywood. Then she goes and grabs a box of Just For Men hair color and gets her "distinguished gray" on, grabs the glue gun and puts the feathers of a small bird on the lower part of her eyes, threads a gold chain so that it goes from one earring, through her nose ring and into the other earring... and then, just for kicks, puts some metallic cones in her hair so that she looks like the second-coming of the Statue of Liberty. Only more Fritz Lang.

THEN...

Throw on some A. McQueen "heels" (as rocked by Lady Gaga in the "Bad Romance" video), and pink rubber body suit, and you're good to go!

This might surpass Amber's out-there moves and approach Gaga realms of insanity/awesomeness.

What do you think of Kelis' gauntlet-throwing style? And is all forgiven since "Milkshake" is still such a dope beat?

Tags Amber Rose, Buzzworthy Style Files, Kelis, Lady Gaga, video, WTF