Gratuituous Hot, Basically Naked Photo of Ashley Greene

It's almost that February day that thousands of men and boys have marked on their calendar. A day of love, adoration and fawning. That's right, lovers: February 10th, the day the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue drops.

Why? What day were you all thinking of? Anyway, yeah, SI''s annual photographic account of scantily clad, perfectly bronzed, Amazonian swimwear models gallivanting on sandy beaches is about to hit stands. And in preparation of this momentous annual event, SoBe Lifewater has launched a new campaign featuring Twilight's psychic sister, Ashley Greene, getting limbered up by the sea, rocking nothin' but a painted-on swimsuit.

I was personally confused by the fact that she wasn't sparkling, but then I was alerted to the difference between fiction and reality. Whoops.

The ad will be featured in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue which, again, drops February 10th. Buy it for someone you love.

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