Lady Gaga, in an interview with Elle Magazine last December, spoke openly about looking forward to having kids -- Baby Gagas! -- one day. Then we saw these photos of Lady Gaga carrying a baby while she was out shopping, showing off her maternal/ Angelina Jolie instincts. The thought of Mama Gaga got us to thinking that she'd make a most excellent mom. And here are five reasons why we wanna see Lady Gaga rockin' the Baby Bjorn.
+ You could borrow her clothes.
Yeah, the Latex reindeer ensemble might be a bit much for eighth grade. But once you hit your couture phase, Mama's closet is gonna look like a treasure chest!
+ She would nurture your creativity.
I highly doubt that Lady Gaga would be the kind of mom who would insist you run off and become a lawyer, thus casting your dreams of becoming an interpretive dancer or video installation artist into the dustbin of what-could-have-been, while you slave away in Advanced Studies In Buying And Selling Stuff And Accounting For It 202. Gaga feels more like the nurturing, feel-free-to-finger-paint type of gal.
+ Auntie Beyonce and Uncle Elton!
After making two videos together (Bey's "Videophone" and Gaga's upcoming "Telephone") Beyonce and Gaga are practically sisters. Or at least cousins. Can you imagine being babysat by Beyonce? Be still my beating heart. And, ever since their GRAMMY-opening duet, Elton John and Gaga have been like two peas in a pod. How cool would it be to be sitting around the lunch table in third grade, "Oh yeah? You like The Lion King? THAT'S MY UNCLE ELTON! WHACHOO KNOW ABOUT THE CIRCLE OF LIFE?!"
+ You'd never have to wonder what your mom was like when she was younger!
This might actually go against you. You can't really yell at her about how she doesn't understand, how she was never different. Because she probably does understand and she was different. Any fight about your mom being a square who doesn't get you will probably end with her saying, "Mommy, once made a music video where she had alien eyes and sat in a bathtub nekkid." That's when you will have lost the argument.
+ You'd be well-fed.
Not to be stereotypical, but Gaga, like many Italian women, is a whiz in the kitchen. ""I come from an Italian family -- what more can I say? I love to cook. I am really good at Italian food. So I make great meatballs, pasta and all sorts. I love it," she told England's Daily Star. So you know you'd be all set in the home-cooked meal department.