Baby, it's cold outside and if that doesn't make you want to throw up a big middle finger to Mother Nature, I don't know what does. Lucky, I've uncovered the following fashionable-yet-functional must-haves that will allow you to survive the winter months in style!
1.) Giant Microbes' Swine Flu (Influenza A virus H1N1) Plush Toy: There ain't nothin' cute about the Swine Flu—unless you count these adorable, snuggly, pig-faced plushies from the sickos at Giant Microbes. This cuddly virus comes in three sizes: $7.95/original, $12.95/petri dish trio, $24.95/large doll.
2. SuckUK's Smoking Mittens: Smoking is a gross, disgusting habit that we completely do not endorse. However, just because you smoke cigarettes doesn't mean we want you to suffer from hypothermia, too. So, before you freeze off your fingers for a smoky treat, pick up a pair of smoking mittens.
3. Clean Cures: The Humble Art Of Zen-Curing Yourself: Are you thinking about entering your runny nose in the New York Marathon? Are you having panic attacks over how you'll get to work without landing yourself in a snow band? Do you hate going to the doctor and sitting amongst the other sickos? Great news: Curing what ails you doesn't have to include prescription drugs and pasty patients. This book is suggests you can win the battle of bacteria with a little know-how and some simple, household items. Count me in!
4. Tecnica Moon Boots: Just because your last name isn't Dynamite, doesn't mean you can't partake in a little Moon Boot magic. If green's not your color, they also come in blue, red, white, brown and pink.
5. Sew Gracious Pocket Tissue Case: These fully lined fabric cases are the perfect thing to dress up a drab package of Kleenex. These fit standard travel-sized tissues and come in a variety of fabrics that you can scope out at designer Amy Butler's Etsy shop.