Some call it a "bowl cut," others refer to it as a "beach cut," a "chili bowl" or, my personal favorite, the "Moe Howard". However, any way you cut it, that hairdo is a definite hair don't in my book.
Previously known for her blonde pixie coif, model and musician arm candy Agyness Deyn recently appeared with a dark blunt cut at last week's Elle Style Awards in London. Then there's Yeah Yeah Yeahs singer/fashionista Karen O., who put the mushroom hairstyle on the hipster "Maps" ever since she appeared on the cover of her band's self-titled debut EP back in 2001.
Plus, don't get me started on how otherwise-gorgeous gals like Rihanna and Kelly Osbourne look utterly ridiculous they try to embrace their inner mop-top.
Look, unless your name is Randy Constan—otherwise known as "The Peter Pan Man"—then I don't want to see your face framed by a helmet of hair.