Buzz Bites (3/1/2010): Courtney Love Wants To Nurture Ke$ha, Lil' Wayne Preps For Prison

+ Ke$ha has found a new fairy godmother in the form of Courtney Love. The Hole frontwoman recently took to Twitter to provide some advice that Ke$ha will certainly find amusing, if not particularly useful: ""Sweetheart you make me go all maternal, I want to save you from the jaws of impermanence and soul death." Awww, isn't that sweet? (Perez Hilton)

+ Curious as to what exactly Lil' Wayne's daily routine in prison will be like? Well you could watch re-runs HBO's Oz or, for a more realistic (and less violent) take, read this interesting interview with a corrections officer who breaks down exactly what Weezy will be facing. Apparently, "He'll be able to watch television, go into the day room and congregate with people of his classification." Sounds like my last vacation! (MTV News)

+ Last week, we highlighted the emotional plight of a certain 3-year-old girl who achieved Internet infamy after being captured on-camera, sobbing about Justin Bieber. Well, the frown is upside down now because the weeping toddler finally got to meet her favorite singer during the taping of a Jimmy Kimmel Live! sketch. (E! Online)

+ Lady Gaga had a pretty whatever weekend, bumming around London, grabbing some sushi and wearing... horns?!? Does this make you horny, baby? (PopEater)

+ Alicia Keys launched her Freedom tour this weekend and it looks like the R&B queen is getting rather theatrical this time around. Check out this collection of snapshots taken at the tour's first stop in Ontario, Canada—and note the amount of cage-dancing that seems to be taking place. (That Grape Juice)

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