YO, WE ARE DEFINITELY ENTERING A NEW ERA OF KANYE WEST. MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE OF ALL THE HATING BUT I DOUBT IT BECAUSE KANYE WEST IS RUBBER AND HATERS ARE GLUE, ETC. BUT EVER SINCE THE WHOLE VMA DEBACLE PLANTED “I’MA LET YOU FINISH” INTO OUR LEXICON, KANYE HAS KEPT IT PRETTY LOW-KEY.
YEEZY IS IN HAWAII, WHICH IS A REAL CHILL PLACE TO HANG YOUR LOUIS VUITTON FEDORA, SAVE THE TSUNAMI WARNINGS, WHERE HE IS RECORDING THE FOLLOW-UP TO HIS SUPER EMO 808’S & HEARTBREAK. IS IT GOING TO BE ALL SLACK-KEY GUITAR AND MEDITATIVE YOGA? I DON’T KNOW! BUT I BET ALL THE WAVES-LAPPING-AGAINST-THE-COAST AND POI-EATING IS REALLY ZENNING HIM OUT.
BUT AS YOU CAN TELL BY THE CAPS-LOCK, WE MISS OLD KANYE. SO WHILE WE WAIT FOR HIS NEW ALBUM, GOOD ASS JOB, LET’S LOOK BACK IN ANGER AT SOME OF HIS CLASSIC, IN THE RED BLOG RANTS.
1.) The Post-Bonaroo Meltdown: After drawing criticism for making fans wait late into the early morning for his performance at Bonnaroo in 2008, Kanye responded with measured vengeance and furious anger … towards his MacBook Air.
2.) Kanye Vs. Twitter: In response to “losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts,” Kanye went O-F-F on social media.
3.) Kanye West: Up In The Air: Kanye West was accused of being an in-flight diva. This made him so upset he actually wrote with caps lock OFF.
4.) Kanye Apologizes To Taylor: After making one of the most infamous uninvited stage appearances in MTV VMA history, Kanye apologized to Taylor Swift. via his blog.
5.) Kanye Does Not Apologize For Wearing Fur: In a since-deleted post, Kanye went once more into the blog breach, giving PETA the bird and generally saying “haters to the left” to anyone else who had a problem with he and girlfriend Amber Rose rocking fur at Fashion Week.