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I don't know which designer decided to get stoned, watch "Aladdin" and come up with the not-so-brilliant idea to bring back harem pants, but I want that designer flogged -- or eternally punished by having to wear those horrid, saggy bloomers for the rest of time.
Regardless of whether you're a fashionista like Janet Jackson or a fashion victim like Lindsay Lohan, no one looks good in harem pants. No one. As much as it pains me to say this, if the "look" didn't work for MC Hammer, then it's not going to work for you. (Yes, I'm looking in your direction, Shenae Grimes.)
Whenever I see a poor soul trying to rock these trendy Turkish pants, I'm constantly reminded of a fussy baby waddling around in a dirty diaper. So. Not. Sexy. (I mean, unless you find poop-filled diapers sexy, which would be totally weird and mildly inappropriate.)
Style mavens, I beg you to "just say no" to this trouser trend and embrace the immortal words of Hammer: "Please harem pants, don't hurt 'em."