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Usually, when you greet someone, you offer a handshake, a hug or a kiss on the cheek, right? Not The Gossip's Beth Ditto, who said hello to Alpine skier Hansi Hinterseer by popping a squat on his lap.
The two were both appearing on Austria's "Wetten Dass...?" TV show when the outburst occurred. Can you say, "Awkward?" Or, "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
If this eye candy isn't perfect for "Caption This," then I don't know what is. Now throw on your copy of Music For Men, get inspired and take to the comments with your best one-liners. Here are a few to get you in the mood:
+ Are those Spanx under your dress or are you just happy to see me?
+ [Insert inevitable fat joke here.]
+ Quick! She's choking! Must. Perform. The. Heimlich.