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Did'ya hear? Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas broke up -- again. Tres sad. How will our favorite Kewpie-faced duo learn to live another Disney day? Um, by dating profusely until they meet their rebound match. Duh.
In case our beloved wholesome twosome needs a little help playing the field, I thought I'd play matchmaker and offer them up a couple A+ suggestions for future flings -- wholesome flings, of course. Scope out my matches after the jump!
Selena Gomez + ______________________ = True Love
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Christofer Drew: If there's one thing Selena loves more than hunky, tween heartthrobs, it's hunky tween heartthrob musicians! I can't think of a better match than the Never Shout Never frontman. Just think of all the beautiful music they could make together. (Get your minds out of the gutter, people. I meant that literally. Geez.)
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Logan Lerman: Eat your heart out, Taylor Lautner. There's a new superhero in town -- and I could totally see this one winning Selena's heart.
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Jordan Witzigreuter: Keeping in line with the musician tradition, the baby-faced singer of The Ready Set is supercute in the face and would make a pretty adorable bookend to "The Wizards Of Waverly Place" star. The band's debut album might not be out yet, but through extensive touring, Jordan is definitely kid-tested, Pete Wentz-approved. (The Fall Out Boy bassist signed TRS to his record label, Decaydance.)
Nick Jonas + ______________________ = True Love
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Miranda Cosgrove: This "iCarly" star seems like the most well-adjusted, down-to-earth, tween dream on the planet. Not only is she the unofficial Queen of Nickelodeon -- which might cause a smidge of friction with the peeps at Disney, who air a href="http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/tag/the-jonas-brothers">The Jonas Brothers' "J.O.N.A.S." sitcom, but whatevs -- but she's also got a singing career, which seems right up Nick's musical alley. I smell a sugar-sweet duet!
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Cassadee Pope: The Hey Monday singer is the same age as Nick but has slightly more edge, which could totally be what he needs after saccharine-sweet Selena. If anyone's going to convince the Jo Bro to get inked, it's this pop-punk bad-ish girl.
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Victoria Justice: Victoria's star might still be on the rise, but with the success of her new Nickelodeon show, "Victorious," it's only a matter of time before she becomes a household name. (Plus, how cool is her name? It's so kick-ass, I can't even talk about it.) If Nick was smart, he'd ask her out before the rest of the Hollywood pack comes a-running.