Lady Gaga just arrived at Tokyo's Narita International Airport, and while her sky-high patent-leather black bondage stilettos are on point, I for one would not want to be stuck behind her in the airport security line, waiting for her to undo those things. Come on, Gaga! People got flights to catch! Can't you just roll in some comfy slip-on Skechers or something like everyone else? By the way, Gaga's boots are perfect for the girl who doesn't want to knock boots, since as you know, Gaga recently claimed she's off sex for a while. Again, HOW long would it take her to get out of those things? Too long!
By the way, Gaga's Hermes bag says "I love small monster, Tokyo Love." What's Japanese for "adorable"?