Buzzworthy Style Files: Top 5 Celebrity Fashion Trainwrecks At Coachella

I don’t know about you, but I am so glad Coachella is over. I’m not trying to be a hater or anything, but I was about to hurl myself out a window if I had to read one more “Muse is changing my life!” or “Jay-Z and Beyonce are totally side-stage, watching Phoenix right now!” tweet-slash-status message from all my friends who ventured to Indio, California, without me over the weekend.

Yeah, I’m a green-eyed monster. What?

I might be bummed that I missed what I heard to be amazing performances by Passion Pit, Avett Brothers and La Roux, but I’m mainly pissed that I wasn’t able to play one of my favorite festival games: Spot The Celeb With The Worst Festival Fashion Sense.

However, thanks to the art of concert photography, I can play the at-home version of Coachella. Allow me to introduce you to the top 5 fashion trainwrecks spotted at Coachella. Please hold your applause until the end of the jump!

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Kelly Osbourne: I don’t care if you’re Kelly Osbourne or Karl Lagerfeld; it’s never okay to wear socks with sandals. Never.

+ Check out more celebrity fashion trainwrecks after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan: Oh, Lindsay. No, no, no. You dress like this and then wonder why everyone’s picking on you? Besides channeling the spirit of Wavy Gravy — okay, he’s not really dead, but he’s gotta be close by now — it looks like someone wrapped your feet and legs in licorice. Are you saving that as a snack for later? At least we know you’re eating.

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Kristen Stewart: Between the greasy hair and knotted t-shirt, if your goal was to look as unattractive as possible, Kristen, I’d have to say mission accomplished.

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Taryn Manning: Remember her? Me neither. JK. She was in Boomkat, and I’m sure she’s swell.

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Hayden Panetierre: It’s good to see Hayden can take a break from her busy dolphin-saving schedule to rock out at Coachella. It’s also good to see that she isn’t letting the whole black-tights-under-jean-shorts trend go down without a fight.

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BONUS! Danny Devito: Even Danny Devito — who was also inexplicably trolling the Coachella VIP tents — disapproves of the above fashion misses. I mean, just look at his punim! Also, a suit jacket? In the desert? Really?