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The above photo of Nick and Joe Jonas, rolling deep in a classic black Mustang, was sadly not taken right after the two brothers busted up an illegal bookmaking ring. Nor was it taken on the set of some insane Jonas Brothers remake of "Smokey And The Bandit." And, to my great chagrin, it wasn't snapped directly following the dastardly Jonas Brothers boosting another car, just for kicks; because grand theft auto gives them a thrill a million screaming fans can no longer provide.
No, in typical angel-faced Jonas Brothers fashion, the above pic was snapped after the Nick and Joe finished a quiet post-church meal. Oh well. Anyway, nice wheels, Nick!
To counter-balance all the dark things I just said about the Bros., check out the below MTV News video, wherein Joe Jonas does an impression of Kevin's dog.