For all of you finding the breakneck, runaway pace of Justin Bieber's songs just too much to grapple with, or for anyone nursing a serious bout of Bieber Fever, well, friend, I'm about to make your Friday.
Behold, Justin Bieber's "Runaway Love," chopped and screwed. For the uninitiated, chopping and screwing a song, which was popularized by the late DJ Screw, involves slowing it down to bring out the hypnotic, hazy qualities. Pair it with a black light and a highlighter, and you pretty much go through the looking glass.
Some genius on the internet decided to chop and screw Bieber's "Runaway Love," adding the bonus of a looped visual of Justin doing some jazz-hands action in slow-mo, making him look like an animated Hindu god or something. Total miracle.
Watch in awe, folks.