There’s Only One Drug Tom Kaulitz Should Do …

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And that’s love. Right, Ke$ha?

In what might be the most disturbing piece of news we’ve read all day — heck, all year, even — the Tokio Hotel guitarist ALLEGEDLY experienced some not-so-pleasant side effects after popping a couple Viagra during the band’s tour of Asia. It’s not what you think, though.

Tom Kaulitz (also allegedly) claimed “I popped a few pills, probably too many. The next morning my head was pounding, and everything in front of my eyes was blurry. It wasn’t fun any more. It was pretty bad.”

Looks like “Double Vision” isn’t just a horrible song by Foreigner.

Of course, this was according to Bild, so take it with half a grain of salt. Plus, any Tom fan knows that his virility is one of his favorite discussion points. Either way, Tom! Take a cue from Ke$ha and try love!